Does a man only need an expensive watch?

I'm amazed. What different things we need. I happened to get a magazine for women but also a magazine for men. I wasn't so surprised by the female magazine. I already know that we need different sorts of makeup and lots of expensive clothes, and sexy underwear, and perfume, and cool boots and exclusive bags and fancy party outfit and causal weekend clothes and not to mention lots of treatment for our hair.

I had no idea that men only need an expensive watch and new underwear to be happy, and maybe a suit. According to the advertisers.