I've been rehearsing for almost a year now. Rehearsing for getting a job.
Occasionally I find one I really want. Then what do I do? I call the contact person about ten times, leave about three messages, send a personal mail and then finally fill in the proper form of application.
I check linkedin and find connections. Then the question is, will those connections help me or stop me? Maybe the connections hate me or want the job for themselves. You never know.
Then I'm supposed to wait for an answer. It never comes. I need some new ideas. Next time I'll maybe drive up to their office if it's in town and present myself. What can I do, without becoming a stalker..? Infiltrate their family or their group of best friends? Send messages with personal advertising or design small pop-up windows that comes up when they log in on their computers? I guess not.
At one company I got some business cards. Should I call up the VP and ask why the hell they don't hire me? Well, if they don't want me, why should I bother? I could start a competing company, hire all my friends and get them out of business...? That would be a surprise!
I've been listening to Steven Wright's old jokes. He makes me feel like I'm a little crazy too..
I sure need some new ideas, crazy or not, because the traditional ones don't seem to work.