My little fellow

He came to earth because I wished so
I gave birth to this little fellow
He put his little arm around my neck
I love this little fellow
He grew up
I fed this little fellow
He's got his own opinion
I argue with this fellow
He wants to take risks
I don't want to loose this fellow
He won't give in
Neither do I

Helpful horoscope?

My horoscope said if I should be really helpful today it would be very good indeed and pay off immediately.
I was very helpful, amazingly helpful. I wouldn't mind receiving similar help.
Guess if it was a success.

It wasn't. At least not immediately.