Free advice is no advice, at least not for me

I'm never going to see another advisor. They keep calling and offering their services for free. Haven't I heard "there are no free lunches"?

They promise to give valuable advice on pension, insurance and how to improve the financial situation in general, by advising on funds etc. I bring all kinds of information as printouts. What do I get? Just mumbo jumbo.

They just want me to sign paper and become their customer. Then they offer themselves to search in databases to come up with the same information I already have on my papers and then call for another meeting when they're going to give me some really good advice. Why should I sign a paper and let someone become my advisor if I don't get any advice at my first visit?

Guess I'm not a valuable customer. I also remember the comment: You won't find a perfect insurance, just as you won't find a perfect husband or a perfect car. Is that something to say to a potential customer who you know is a single mother with an old car? Yes, if you want her to get out of your office quickly....